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surfshoggoth:

damncommunists:

ocelhira:

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

  1. i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 
  2. most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 
  3. im not a pissbaby

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

qorter:

So I found Doug Dimmadome at Dragon Con

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

Who on tumblr has good themes? I like the person who makes mine but where do you guys go?

Is it not normal or strange or bad that I'm 18 and still haven't had my first kiss yet?

Anonymous

I didn’t have my first kiss til I was 18 so no

snatch-comix:

imparalyzedbyitt:

do people think this is like really romantic or something he can’t hold her because he has fucking scissors for hands

no people think it’s really fucking sad ‘cause he loves her and cant hold her because he has SCISSORS FOR HANDS

animal-talent-princess:

Just finished the 10k. While we were running through DCA I was like what the hell is that moving pillar? Then I got closer and I saw Kronk with Yzma’s litter. Holy shit. Best costume award hands down!